{"product_id":"diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly","title":"Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly","description":"Get tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson 'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out --- After three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming: whatever you hope will happen, won't. Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour. But the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows. The pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths. Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic. Where else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner? Maybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending? ---- Readers are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly ‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is being written as we speak’ ***** Reader Review ‘I love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is’ **** Reader Review ‘I’ve read the previous books and loved those as well. Witty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness’ **** Reader Review ‘Loved it, quickest book I've ever read. Can't wait for the next Clarkson instalment’ **** Reader Review\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eAuthor: Clarkson, Jeremy,author\u003cbr\u003eContributors: Clarkson, Jeremy,author\u003cbr\u003eBinding: paperback\u003cbr\u003ePublication Date: \u003cbr\u003eRelease Date: \u003cbr\u003eLanguages: English,Published,English,Original Language,Englis\u003cbr\u003ePublished\/Release Date: 18 Jul 2024\u003cbr\u003eFormat: Paperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003ePublisher\/Studio\/Brand: Penguin Books Ltd\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Director\/Artist: Jeremy Clarkson\u003cbr\u003eDimension (cm): 198x129x12 mm\u003cbr\u003ePackage Dimension (cm): 15x196x127 mm\u003cbr\u003eItem Weight (g): 140\u003cbr\u003ePackage Weight (g): 141","brand":"Michael Joseph","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50664216854825,"sku":"BK1405961422","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/5868\/0105\/files\/9781405961424.jpg?v=1786313255","url":"https:\/\/www.centloop.com\/en-us\/products\/diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly","provider":"Centloop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}